Possibly the best eBay ad I’ve ever seen. I’ve reproduced it in its entirety for when it gets taken down by the eBay cleanup bots, but it’s here if you want to check it out.

This is a max wicked sick BMX. It’s a Reliance Boomerang and it’s done heaps of maximum extreme stunts. I have mostly done stunts on this bike since forever. Once I did a boom gnarly stunt trick on it and a girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx. Some details about sickmax BMX: Comes with everything you see including: TOPS AS SUSPENSION REAR FORKS!! 2 x wheels 1 x seat I will even thrown my sick BMXing name for FREE – Wicked Styx. Has minor surface rust on handlebars and front forks (easily removed). More rust on rear forks (as shown in pics). Tyres hold air but are pretty old. Basically, it’s an old BMX, but it’s radness is still 100% in tact. Tricks I have done on this BMX: Endos – 234. Sick Wheelies – 687. Skids – 143,000. Bunny Hops – 2 (Bunny Hops are gay and my brother dared me to do them, which I did because I’m Rad to the power of Sick). Flipouts – 28. Basically if you buy this bike you will instantly become a member to every club that was ever invented, worldwide, because you will be awesome. Pick up from Richmond in Melbourne. Throw your hands in the air like you just don’t mind.

In honour of Bottom Half Nude comrade Mary Pearls’ billowy pants, I hereby present two of my favorite dance-artifacts from the early 90s: Vanilla Ice with the immortal Ice Ice Baby, and the now-devoutly-religious MC Hammer’s U Can’t Touch This. Enjoy. And shuffle those feet.

This is a dust storm, between Wilcania and Broken Hill, in NSW Australia on 21 Dec 2007. This thing scares the living shit outta me. I certainly wouldn’t drive into that monstrosity.

Now I am of the option that every man should, at some point, have a tailor-made suit. For it is not the man the makes the suit, but the good suit that makes the man look devilishly handsome, especially one that fits him perfectly. It’s a bit like Cindarella really – he will become a prince and all – only he won’t turn into a pumpkin if he is not home by midnight wearing it.

There is something quite charming about a bespoke suit, and a tailor that will measure you up and down. Here’s one I know – http://www.suit-shop.com/

I went to the drive-in on Saturday night (Valentines Day) wilth a carload full of my favourite sheilas, a bit like the Pink Ladies really, only I don’t have a convertible, or a hot rod, or a bright pink satin jacket with my name embroidered on the pocket. Anyway, it was fun. It was actually scary. Because I am the Valentines Day Scrooge we saw the remake of My Bloody Valentine, and I spent half the night trying to scramble under my steering wheel. I don’t know if there were too many Valentines Day dates out at the drive-in on Saturday night, though I assume there were. They were probably tucked away, smooching in the back seat, while I buried my face in my cardigan in the front. I must say though, the drive-in seemed like quite the place for a date, and I guess if I was there with a handsome chap watching a horror movie, I might have been hanging on to him, rather than my lady friend in the next seat.

There have been some some horiffic bushfires around Melbourne recently. They began and were at far and away their worst last Saturday, when winds were blowing at 100km/h and the temperature was up around 47 degrees. Thousands have lost their homes and over 200 hundred died. Jim Baruta lost his house but escaped with his life. He shot this video as the flames approached his property, before he flew to an underground shelter. You can listen to his account here: Link

Stack cup noodles to the moon. Great concept done bleedin well.

http://on.cupnoodle.jp/

America has highest rate per capita of jailed inmates in the world. So why not meet one. For friendship … and maybe something a little more. The Meet An Inmate site gives you a photograph and basic details of dozens of potential suitors, so you have some idea about what you’re in for. Cruicially, however, it doesn’t tell you what the inmate actually did to be behind bars. And some are on death row. So if you like to strike up dangerous relationships with potential spouse killers, then this site is probably the one for you. There’s men looking for victims women, women looking for men, women for women, men for men. The whole gamut. There’s a hottie behind bars FOR YOU!

www.meet-an-inmate.com