From the The Diamond Department:
Saying hello purple style
Add comment | Added by The Diamond on February 9th, 2010
From the Pearls Department:
Bird man
I know it was on The Age website, but really, Stephen Fry is quite funny, and so is humping, especially when it involves a rare parrot and a man’s neck.
See it here now.
Add comment | Added by Pearls on February 3rd, 2010
From the Petrovski Department:
Bottom Half Nude Songs of 2009
Light a candle, lay out a towel and enjoy our favourite songs from 2009. The perfect soundtrack for long train rides across the subcontinent.
For your pleasure at:
http://www.mediafire.com/file/znjjw2ez1gv/BHN2009.mp3
Add comment | Added by Petrovski on February 1st, 2010
From the Pearls Department:
A lesson in ice-creamery
It was hot, and I decided to utilise the presents my fellow and I gave to each other for Christmas to spruce up our kitchen. He got an ice-cream machine, I got a Kitchen Aid (potentially the most useful thing I own). So I beat some eggs and sugar in the later, added it to some cream and milk over heat, let it cool, and I put the mixture into the former to spin into a most delightful summery treat. With luck it would soon be dripping down my chin. This is where is all fell down. The delicious creamy mess, which tasted and smelt delicious, permeating the whole house, was curdling right before my very eyes in the above picture. Only, it was hiding under the thick, rich, bubbling surface, and alas I did not know until it was too late. I tried pushing the lumps through a sieve, twice, but there was no way to undo the damage.
So, lesson learnt, and my advice to you dear reader is this. When you spend $30 on ingredients, make sure you don’t fling your sugar covered recipe aside like the pro you know you’re not. Read the instructions carefully, go over them a few times, and when is says “stir constantly” make sure you are not doing the dishes at this point.
Alternatively, think of the loss as a cheap cooking class in ice-creamery, and look on the bright side, all that cream and sugar is down the sink, not round your mid-section.
I think I might make sorbet next time.
Add comment | Added by Pearls on February 1st, 2010
From the Creaky Department:
Bat + Rat + Gollum + Santa helper =
Add comment | Added by Creaky on January 29th, 2010
From the Creaky Department:
chatroulette.com
Go here: www.chatroulette.com
Hit Start.
Have a try.
Add comment | Added by Creaky on January 29th, 2010
From the Creaky Department:
Past Pictures, Present Times.
Add comment | Added by Creaky on January 29th, 2010
From the Pearls Department:
Bacon Jam
I know this is a foody post, but I am lot about the food stuff.
I stumbled upon this amazing product last week, though it is from the Americas and the postage is almost 7 times as much as the little jar. So I made myself some of bacon jam, gosh it’s goodness. The world needs more of this.
If you are willing to pay the price, get it here – http://www.skilletstreetfood.com/baconjam.htm
Or make your own delicious specimen like my fellow blogger – http://www.notquitenigella.com/2009/10/08/bacon-jam-your-wildest-dreams-come-true/
Add comment | Added by Pearls on January 20th, 2010
From the Brown Department:
My Ukulele Gently Weeps
This is Jake Shimabukuru, and he does things with his ukulele that I thought we’re even possible. Move over Tiny Tim.
Add comment | Added by Brown on December 24th, 2009